Jellyfish Nautical Print

Beautiful and affordable!

Chitin the Fungi Ferret

Rhinestones and mushrooms?  That's pretty creative!

Gall Bladder Brooch

Comes complete with its own gall bladder stone!

Black Cat Lino Print

What is better than a catnap on Thanksgiving weekend?

And here is Willem

He is a rabid elf. 

Meet Lorenzo

He is an "irritated elf."

Mosaic Koi Table

This table would look great in my back yard. Hint, hint.

JGarcia Silk Tie Gown

$2600. Really.

Hanukkah Festival of Lights Sweater

Really? I didn't know there were ugly Hanukkah sweaters!

Black Cats Clutch

Such an adorable clutch!

Real Turkey Skulls with Beading

Only $600? I'll take 2!

Primitive Thanksgiving Minny Pilgrim

Uh...happy holidays?

Bronze Wolf Pendant

Unique and beautiful!

Bloody Fanged Rose Hair Clip

Why would you want that in your hair???

Booger Brains

Who knew boogers even had brains?

Wonky Jewelry Box

This reminds me of living in a Disney movie and I LOVE it!

Floppy Ear Dog Hood

Uh...sit! Stay! Good doggie. *runs away*

Maxi Dress

My eyes! It's like looking directly into the sun!

Wonder Woman Band Ring with Rubies

Love your woman? Wanna put a ring on it? Consider this!

Upcycled Barbie Pendant

Is it just me or does this look like her head is on her ass? She's very bendy!

Wearable Art Necklace

Headless doll? On a chain? No thanks.

School of Fish T-Shirt

So cool! And great prices!

Upcycled Toddler Harem Pants

I'm confused. Do the lungs go on the ass or the groin?

Magic Fairy Mermaid

What is her magic? To show up in your nightmares?

Silk Sugar Skull Tie

I know Dia de Los Muertos is passed, but man, do I love this tie!

Christmas Poop Emoji Socks

More proof that Etsy is obsessed with poop

Moon No. 1

Do not ask me to marry you with this out of this world creation!

Rotating Jewelry Box

Yes, this is a jewelry box and it is gorgeous!

Meet Sir Spud McGrootus

The ugliest potato you'll ever meet.

Mens Clear Plastic and Lace See Through Thong Bikini

...and they can't use a real human model? I call shenanigans on that!

White Sapphire Engagement Ring

Truly stunning!

Upcycled Art

If this is upcycled, what did look like before?

Cat Butt Christmas Ornaments

Once again, I ask, "why"?

Easter Eggs

Out of season, but beautiful none the less.

T-shirt Skirt

For when you want a kangaroo on your cooch.

Cowgirl Flip Flops

There are no words...

Hummingbird Feeder

I love how the feeder looks like a flower.

Christmas Tree Topiary "ecological"

It may be ecological, but it's also depressing!

Meet Delilah

She's a vagina ornament for your Christmas tree!

Serval Sculpture

Wonderful representation of a beautiful animal

Snake Vertebra Hair Clip

Now THIS is a conversation starter!

Real Bird Brooch

For those that like wearing dead bird heads.

Retro Japanese Koi Silk Scarf

Just gorgeous!

Leech Babies

Lord help us all!

Who Nose

Not me!

Blue and Cream Chinese Blossoms Baby Girl Shoes

So cute! Someone give me a baby so I can buy these shoes!

Wax Face in Fabric

Talk about creepy!

Conjoined Skulls with Santa Hats

I never knew there was a market for conjoined skulls with Santa hats, but I guess I was wrong!

Meet Dolores

I love how she doesn't quite fit in the box. That and how adorable she is.

Dog Butt Floss

Floss out of a dog's butt does not seem very hygienic!