Dragon Wedding band

Game of Thrones fans! Check out this beautiful dragon scale men's wedding ring!

Mens Super Naked Stocking Thong

Excuse me sir, there is a run in your thong!

Cocoa Brown Vegan Oxford Mens Shoes

Beautiful handmade shoes at an affordable price! This shop is pretty awesome!

Tungsten Carbide Band with Gold Dragon Design

A stunner and so affordable! 

Mens Lizard King Techie Pants

I do not know any man that would wear these.

1970's Wide Geometric Polyester Tie

Can you believe this was actually made?

Lil' Puppy: Mens Speedo

Hysterical!

Mens Dinosaur Bone Wedding Band

This is the coolest ring EVER!

Super Sexy Crochet Men's G String

The "super sexy" part is debatable.

Mens Clear Plastic and Lace See Through Thong Bikini

...and they can't use a real human model? I call shenanigans on that!

Spiderweb Turquoise Ring with Black Onyx in Sterling Silver

Quality turquoise and wonderful craftsmanship!

Men's Thong

Is that thing frowning, or is it just me?

Antler, Turquoise and Titanium Ring

If you are looking for a truly unique wedding band, you've found it!

Repurposed Vintage Men's Jeans

For the "fashion forward" individual

The Order of the Silver Scrotum

Show off your balls by pinning them to your chest!

Hand Knitted Wool Penis Warmer

Would a guy actually use this? Isn't wool itchy?

A Witch's Spell to Enhance Your Girth

Yes, PERMANENTLY enhance girth and/or length with a witch's spell. Cost depends on how many witches cast the spell!