Natural Handmade Christmas Hedgehog Ornament

It's cute, but I'm not seeing hedgehog.

Driftwood Christmas Tree

Sadder than a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

"Elf Slippers"

No

Black and White Damask Pysanka Egg Ornaments

Aren't these amazing?

Colorful Foot Ornament

Why?

Monkey Beaded Christmas Tree Ornaments

Sock monkeys = cute. These? Mehhhh ...

Fah la la la laaah la la lah Balls Christmas Ornament

Not on MY Christmas tree!

Set of 3 Pig Ornaments

I'm confused. Are these for a Christmas tree? They aren't exactly Christmas colors.

Adipose Christmas Ornament

In case you don't know, adipose means fat. So it's an ornament made out of fat.

Funny Bunny

Why would I purchase a hostile and violent bunny?

Hand Painted Wooden Easter Egg

Wonderful design!

Gum Wrapper-Covered Ornament

Gum wrappers and giant rhinestones! What else could you ask for?

Homespun Heart Ornament

I can't say I've ever seen a heart shaped like that before. The diaper pinned to it is an interesting touch.

Okra Santa Red Santa Claus Christmas Ornaments

Best use of okra EVER!

Cat Hannukah Ornament

I'm confused. Are you supposed to put this on your Christmas tree?

Felt Christmas Pickle Ornament

You know you want it!

Cat Butt Christmas Ornaments

Once again, I ask, "why"?

Easter Eggs

Out of season, but beautiful none the less.

Meet Delilah

She's a vagina ornament for your Christmas tree!

Conjoined Skulls with Santa Hats

I never knew there was a market for conjoined skulls with Santa hats, but I guess I was wrong!