Natural Handmade Christmas Hedgehog Ornament

It's cute, but I'm not seeing hedgehog.

Christmas Wreath

OK, seriously, some of these people need to look up "wreath" in the dictionary!

Driftwood Christmas Tree

Sadder than a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Christmas Wreath

Ne c'est pas une wreath.

Wine Cork Garland

No

"Elf Slippers"

No

Black and White Damask Pysanka Egg Ornaments

Aren't these amazing?

Christmas Burlap Wreath

Bringing you the colors of the season!

Christmas Pine Cone Silver Ball

It's so arts 'n craftsy!

Fah la la la laaah la la lah Balls Christmas Ornament

Not on MY Christmas tree!

Adipose Christmas Ornament

In case you don't know, adipose means fat. So it's an ornament made out of fat.

Easter Basket Hand Etched Pysanky Chrysanthemums Egg

She has wonderful Easter eggs! Check out her shop!

Cat Hannukah Ornament

I'm confused. Are you supposed to put this on your Christmas tree?

Primitive Santa's Underwear

Ewwww

"Light up Condom Tree" Christmas Sweater

...and I thought I'd seen ugly but this one...

Felt Christmas Pickle Ornament

You know you want it!

Miniature Christmas with Murder

Never give a gummy bear a knife!

Santa Claus Wood Cross Sculpture

Why? Why would someone crucify Santa?

Meet Lorenzo

He is an "irritated elf."

Hanukkah Festival of Lights Sweater

Really? I didn't know there were ugly Hanukkah sweaters!