5 Baby Artisan Soaps

Why would you want to bathe with tiny babies? It's creepy!

Origami Mobile for baby

Wonderful origami animals, perfect for a baby's room!

She's not a Cougar She's my Nana Custom Vinyl Onesie

Not in poor taste at all.

Mother and Child Polar Bear

Beautiful and sweet!

Jesus Baby Doll

What makes this a Jesus doll? And is he circumcised? 

Marcus Sleeping Vampire Baby With Coffin

Creepy!

Suki Baby Sasquatch

What, for the love of God, is that?

Three Dolls Wall Art/Jewelry Holder

I'm convinced that Etsy is also obsessed with creepy baby art.

Wormbaby

Make them stop looking at me!

Baby with Condom Head

I think you have to choose between baby OR condom.

Third Eye Baby Mutant Bolo Tie

Just what I was looking for!

Pudding the Miniature Baby Bear

Poor pudding! He looks so sad! I wanna cry!

Cuts of Meat, Baby Style

Is this creepy or is it just me?

Blue and Cream Chinese Blossoms Baby Girl Shoes

So cute! Someone give me a baby so I can buy these shoes!

Vomit Baby Barrette

Yeah, put a vomiting baby in your hair.

Newborn Burrito Costume

A-friggin-dorable!

Newborn Dreadlock Hat

That hat looks so heavy, it's squishing the poor baby's head!

Adult Baby Panties with Garters

I don't know. I don't wanna know. I'm out!