Vintage Prairie Boho Upcycled Panties

Nononono! You don't "upcycle" underwear! Especially in THAT color!

JC Penney Upcycled Rustic Long Underwear

I'm not putting those on for $1,000,000.

Mens Super Naked Stocking Thong

Excuse me sir, there is a run in your thong!

Lego Print Sheer Panties Lingerie Underwear Blue Lace

Is it just me or does that underwear look asymmetric to you too?

Sexy Undies

This is NOT underwear. I think it's a belt with extraneous chain.

Upcycled Cashmere Underwear for Women

So many questions! Like, what's that white stuff on the undies and wouldn't they be scratchy?

RUN DMC Underwear

Run DMC granny panties!

PVC Vinyl Floral OOAK Sissy Shiny Fetish Panties

It looks like a shower cap!

Woolen Underpants

I have a pretty good imagination, but I still can't figure out how that's underwear!

Primitive Santa's Underwear

Ewwww

Mens Clear Plastic and Lace See Through Thong Bikini

...and they can't use a real human model? I call shenanigans on that!

White Lace Religious Underwear

Are those praying hands getting ready to dive in?

Unisex Tie-Dyed Underwear

There are quite a few things that bother me about these, I think mostly that they look VERY used.

Straight to Hell

I'm not a religious person, per se, but I do think wearing a mucked-up version on Jesus on your panties will get you a one-way ticket to hell!