Black and White Pearl Necklace

Uh ... classy (?)

Vicarious Vulva Necklace

Got one in my pants. Don't need one on my neck.

Blue Ninja Turtle Necklace

Check out the turtle bling!

Raw Diamond Necklace

Diamond? Where? *squint*

Gothic Creepy Morbid Scary Lady Arm With Hanging Charms Dagger Key Jewels Silver Tone Hanging Necklace

Well, uh, it's a necklace!

Acorn Necklace

It must be time to clean one's backyard again!

Aqua Glowing Necklace

Very romantic!

Citrine and Sapphire Necklace

Wow! Just stunning!

Bead Crochet Necklace

I don't normally like crochet jewelry but this is exquisite! Love the colors!

Sponge Coral Necklace

Such a beautiful piece of coral!

"Exquisite Necklace/Bib"

I have no words.

"Cute Tampon Necklace"

Cute? Why is it used?

Green Apatite Pendant

Apatite? Where?

Shell Necklace

If I am not mistaken, that is not a shell, but a piece of coral.

Crab Claw Necklace

All I can think of is that those claws must reek!

Uterus Necklace

Why would anyone need more than one uterus?

Evil Clown Necklace

And to what event would you wear this?

Night at the Santa Fe Opera Sterling Silver Necklace

This would look spectacular on me (hint, hint)

Sea glass with Crocheting Necklace Triangle Pendant

I do not get the concept of crocheting jewelry!

Rough Diamond Bar Pendant Necklace

In case you thought all diamonds were beautiful.