Newborn Burrito Costume

A-friggin-dorable!

Carrot Dog Costume

A small crocheted hat on a black dog does not a carrot make!

Cheshire Cat Costume

I don't get it. Maybe it's going to disappear?

Wonder Woman Costume for Kids

Yes! Teach her early the power of Wonder Woman!

Halloween Costume for Rodent

It's Super Hamster!

Adult Halloween Costume

Looks a little on the skimpy side to me.

Japanese Temari

I can't even imagine the patience it must take to make this beautiful piece!

Upcycled Condom Necklace

For those who think condoms are a work of art?

Bedazzled Tampon Finger Puppet

You knew it was coming, didn't you?

Gourd Box

Such beautiful work and functional! You know I love that!

Otter Ornament

Is there anything sadder than obese wildlife?

Xenomorph Cookie Cutter

Didn't those things have legs and feet? I remember hearing scurrying.

Kraken Flask

That is some crazy awesome!

Potato Christmas Ornament

Is this an homage or anti-Irish sentiment?

Knit Bong Cozy and Lighter Holder

Who knew a bong needed a cozy?

Glass White Gourd

So beautiful!

Bedazzled Beer Bong Funnel

I bet you didn't even realize you needed a bedazzled funnel, did you?

Strange, Strange Life

Yes, yes it is!

TIbetan Infinity Knot in Lapis

This is what quality lapis looks like. Just FYI.

Alien Couple Cigarette Case

Creepy!

Moustache Pillow

I see a white caterpillar. What do you see?

Felted White Cat

She's adorable!

Blinged Out Hip-Hop Jesus Pendant

For your favorite blinged out pastor?

Crocheted Poo

I'm convinced that there is a significant portion of Etsians obsessed with poo!

Carved Goose Egg

Wow! Just...wow!

"Strange Small Steampunk Military Moustached Plush Creature"

Yup, the title says it all!

Repurposed Vintage Men's Jeans

For the "fashion forward" individual

Owl Wall Light

Truly beautiful!

LARGE Earrings

Check out the hole this thing made in her ear!

Bullet Urn

Yup, that's a real bullet you can put ashes in!

Book Sculpture

Made by folding pages. Looks like PFM to me!

Real Chicken Foot Back Scratcher

I'm so grossed out.

Newborn Dreadlock Hat

That hat looks so heavy, it's squishing the poor baby's head!

Ceramic Prehistoric Earth Couple

If you say so.

White Lace Religious Underwear

Are those praying hands getting ready to dive in?

Synagogue Doors

These handmade doors are amazing!

Candy Corn Tree

Is this where that vile candy comes from?

Large Standing Bowl w/Hands and Faces

uhhh...speechless

Dilettos

I can proudly say I never considered using a dildo for a heel of a shoe!

Button Earrings

Other than for Halloween, I can't think of an occasion these would be right for.

Compass and Colored World Map Painted Toms

Once again, I love the functional art!

My Little Pony w/ Leopard Fabric Studded Headband

Really?

1960s Palazzo Pant Jumpsuit

So, besides the "vibrant" print, the mannequin looks fat. That means a real person will look like an elephant!

Unique Wood Watch

That is one handsome watch!

"Big Bulky Shells"

...but what is it?

Steampunk Rat

uhh...I don't see it.

Amigurumi Totoro!

It is so dang adorable with that little leaf on his head!

Native Inspired "Mysterious" Art

Again, the pejorative word for a Native American woman is in the title of this piece. That guarantees I will not buy it! Plus, is that a nail in the right eye?

Razor Blade Pendant

So does this symbolize something? Why would you want to wear a razor blade?

"Bountiful Buttons"

It may be award winning, but I don't get it.