Studio Ghibli Set of 8 characters crochet amigurumi toys

A MUST for Miyazaki fans!

Rhinostone Boy

Dapper!

Lego Print Sheer Panties Lingerie Underwear Blue Lace

Is it just me or does that underwear look asymmetric to you too?

Aqua Glowing Necklace

Very romantic!

Womens Upcycled Clothing

This confuses me. What is it, exactly?

Meat Series 3

I can't suck it. It's covered with Liquitex, whatever that is.

Unique Consol Table Hand Finished In Bronze/Gold Metal Effect

Pretty fancy! Would look marvelous in the right house!

Steam Punk Spider Pendant

New trend! Squish a creepy-crawly then sell it as jewelry!

Little Rabbit Pendant

Little rabbit or little eggplant?

Handmade Wedding Bouquet

Keep your bouquet looking fresh forever!

Hannya Snake Print

Where's the snake?

Statement Ethnic Necklace

That big chunk of wood in the necklace sure makes a statement!

Hand Blown Glass Platter-Bowl

This shop has amazing blown glass items at really reasonable prices! Check them out!

Bell Bottom Jeans for Children

No Mommy! I'm not going to relive your hippie years!

Bone Art

Freaky!

Tree of Life Small Tea Chest

This shop has dozens of wonderful boxes, all decorated with pyrography. Check them out!

Hot Dog Cufflinks

What's the green stuff?

Marcus Sleeping Vampire Baby With Coffin

Creepy!

Vintage Silk Kimono Ladies French Hair Clip

So beautiful!

Vintage Salvage Industrial Factory Counter

Yet another item picked out of the trash and put on Etsy.

Black Brook Boogie a.k.a "Snot Monster"

I don't get it.

Handmade Shamanic Drum with Custom Artwork

That artwork is amazingly cool!

Whimsical Weird Felted Moth Monster

Well, uh, it is colorful!

Mr. Creepy Crawly Metal Art Bug Thing

I think the title captures it all!

Japanese style kiri wood clothing chest

I absolutely love this chest! It's sleek and beautiful!

Art Sculpture Halloween Candy Corn Paper Mache - Kevin

Anthropomorphic candy corn? Hmmm ...

Oh Crap Dish Towel

The corn is a nice touch.

Amigurumi Cat

It even has an adorable asterisk shaped butt-hole!

Yuri the hyperevolved space ape has been waiting for you to take him home and create the life you've always dreamed of

How is he going to help me create the life I've always dreamed of?

Cholla Cactus Earrings With Turqouise Chips

I love that they are using cholla, but ...

Open Segmented, Maple & Black Walnut, #654

This is crazy-awesome!

Pink Polymer Clay Spaghetti Monster

Mmm ... pink spaghetti! Good thing its toes are painted or it would be naked!

Chili Cheese Fries Ring

Perfect for any occasion!

Japanese Koi Watch

What a peaceful watch.

Bubonic Bunny

Don't ask me. I don't know.

Made-to-order Cat Fur Jars

Do not ask me. I don't get it.

Tungsten Carbide Band with Gold Dragon Design

A stunner and so affordable! 

Polymer Clay Dog

Dog or purple alien with a sinus infection blowing snot bubbles?

Tapeworm: A Parasitical Friend Made of Yarn

I have enough human parasites in my life. I don't need a yarn tapeworm.

Citrine and Sapphire Necklace

Wow! Just stunning!

Perfect Red Tail Boa Snake Shed

Add this to the list of "things people usually throw away but are for sale on Etsy."

Primitive Milli Jean Singer Sewing Doll Pattern

Between the doll's facial features, dress, and the company name, I ... I don't know what to say! 

Handmade Mosaic Dining Table With 6 Chairs

Gorgeous and one of a kind!

Paper and Brooch Bouquet

And yet, not cheaper than real roses!

"Fresh Paint" Wall Art

I'm hoping it's a mildly abstract interpretation of a foot, 'cause if that's a real foot ... OUCH!

Cherry Red Boutonniere

Unique and would make a great keepsake from a special night.

Handmade Ceramic Figurine of Hippo with Bird

I don't see it.

A Personalized Fish Wood Carving Art Sculpture Present

No need to get me this, thanks.

Bead Crochet Necklace

I don't normally like crochet jewelry but this is exquisite! Love the colors!

Bohemian Pom Pom Sandals

For when you want to have a yard sale on your feet!