Wine Cork Garland

No

"Elf Slippers"

No

Blue and White Pendant with Red Accent

Uh ... I'm just trying to figure out what I'd wear this with ... 

Altar Goddess

I don't see it.

Vintage Hand Made Beaded Bracelet with Button Clasp

A curious mixture of beads, perhaps placed together by a toddler?

Gypsy Bag

No joke, when I first saw this, I thought it was a pair of underwear.

Cute Orange Cat Pillow

Super cute!

Black and White Pearl Necklace

Uh ... classy (?)

Lace Cuff Bracelet

I don't know the kind of thing I'm seeing.

Blue Ninja Turtle Necklace

Check out the turtle bling!

Monkey Beaded Christmas Tree Ornaments

Sock monkeys = cute. These? Mehhhh ...

Ceramic Bunny Sculpture

I'm beginning to think that people on Etsy hate bunnies!

Gray Felt Cocktail Hat

It looks like a decorated flying saucer or maybe a curling stone!

Little Rabbit Pendant

Little rabbit or little eggplant?

Statement Ethnic Necklace

That big chunk of wood in the necklace sure makes a statement!

Paper and Brooch Bouquet

And yet, not cheaper than real roses!

Bead Crochet Necklace

I don't normally like crochet jewelry but this is exquisite! Love the colors!

Bohemian Pom Pom Sandals

For when you want to have a yard sale on your feet!

Sexy Undies

This is NOT underwear. I think it's a belt with extraneous chain.

Bead Embroidery Brooch

I totally want to see this on a bride! Would be perfect!