White Tree Scarf

So beautiful!

Empty Wasp Nest

Yeah, pick something up off the sidewalk and sell it on Etsy! Why not?

Autopsy Necklace

That is one harsh autopsy!

Chalice Root Vessel Glass

This is amazingly beautiful!

Beaded Dangle

It's supposed to be used for belly dancing...somehow...

Rose Gold Glitter Centerpiece

It's a painted Mason jar, not a centerpiece.

Happy Holidays!

See you again soon!

Contemporary Horse Art

Gorgeous!

Star Trek Ensign Harry Kim Mini Felt Cushion

Yes! That looks exactly like actor Garrett Wang!  Well Done!

Huge Wolf Jaw Bone and Hand Knapped Agate Arrowhead Knife

How, exactly, are you supposed to hold this thing?

Fox Necklace

This is adorable!

Crochet Bread and Butter Plushie

Bread plushie? It takes all kinds!

Okra Santa Red Santa Claus Christmas Ornaments

Best use of okra EVER!

Glass Octopus Sculpture in Coral

This is amazing!

Magical Unicorn Poop

Yet more evidence that Etsy is obsessed with poop!

Band-Aid Box Barbie

Needs no accessorizing clothing! 

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner for weirdest thing on Etsy!

"Just a creepy guy in underwear who is willing to say anything you want on video, while rubbing his fat belly with Chocolate Sauce."

Breaking Bad Trailer Poster

Love those blue skies of New Mexico!

Eyeball Pincushion

That pin just makes my eye hurt!

Soul Tree

Brains make good fertilizer for trees, apparently.

Beautiful Copper Mezuzah

More functional art!

Rabbit on Tree Branch Menorah

I don't recall a rabbit in the story. Am I missing something?

Cat Hannukah Ornament

I'm confused. Are you supposed to put this on your Christmas tree?

Needle Felted Alpaca

OMG, it's sooo cute!

Goat bone crochet statement ring

It makes a statement, all right!

Diamond Petal Twig Ring

I have to wonder if Marvin the Martian would use this as an engagement ring.

Flitting Swallows Under Dusky Skies Mosaic

Gorgeous!

Goat Pillow

Or loaf of bread with ears.

Two Headed Chupacabra

Life size? How do you know that?

Bob is Breaking Bad!

Having him in his tighty-whiteys is perfect!

Primitive Santa's Underwear

Ewwww

Leech Bat

Speechless

Bat Tie Clip

So freakin' cool!

Studded Converse Heels

It's not shaped like a foot! I'm so confused!

Upcycled Steampunk Bow Tie

Bow tie as in a piece of fabric you tie into a bow?

Lotus Flower Engraved Beach Stone Pendant

I love these pendants made from beach stones!

Graffiti Earring

I don't understand the trend of taking something you'd throw away and making earrings out of it.

Fat Dog Belt Buckle

Fat animals depress me.

Heron Harmony Stone Art

Really amazing!

Evil Cat Hitler

I don't know what to say.

Bearded Brain Vinyl Figure

If my brain starts growing hair, please, someone tell me!

Max the Sleeping Cat Wallsculpture

Majestic!

"Light up Condom Tree" Christmas Sweater

...and I thought I'd seen ugly but this one...

Horseshoe Armadillo

I don't see it.

Hummingbird Visiting Fuchsia

Amazing!

Metal Yard Art

They say "art" is subjective...

Dead Mouse

You could use it as part of a cruel trick on your cat.

White Ceramic Teapot

Love it!

Gem Garden Necklace

I appreciate the amount of work, but uhhh...

Felt Christmas Pickle Ornament

You know you want it!

Women's Kilim Leather Riding Boots,

Beautiful boots!