Cthulhu Cell Phone Holder

OMG, this is adorable!

"Hand of Glory"

Uh ... ok

Crochet Spider

It's so cute and cuddly!

Mid Century Modern Birdhouse

I love this! Modern art for your backyard and a home for birds! Win/win!

Zombie Lawn Gnome

Now THAT's funny!

Victorian Doll and Demon Parasite

I just don't get this kind of art.

Asian Inspired Dresser

Gorgeous! I wish I could afford it!

Circus Freak Bracelet

To what occasion would you wear this?

Meet Olive

She's a "primitive beaded art doll."

"Silent Crossing"

I LOVE this artist! Any of her artwork would be too cool for school!

Macabre Zombie Barbie Doll

Yes! Why are there not more zombie Barbies?

Spaghetti Toddler Costume

Why?

Little Moon Serigraph

I love the colors and the subtle native basket in the top left corner

"Peculiar Polly"

Real bird skull "steampunked" for your enjoyment.

Stuffed Bunny

Honestly, what is it about Etsy and scary bunnies?

Hand Painted Wooden Easter Egg

Wonderful design!

Vintage 1980 Trident Sugarless Gum Pack

Really? $10 for a pack of 35 year old gum?

Gum Wrapper-Covered Ornament

Gum wrappers and giant rhinestones! What else could you ask for?

Stained Glass Mosaic Nesting Tables

These are awesome!

Original Surreal Folk Art Bunny Rabbit Doll

Scariest rabbit I've ever seen!

Confederate Flag Deerskin Bikini Top

For your favorite redneck girl!

Citrine Ombre Necklace

Lovely variety of colors!

Win the Lottery Prayers

Yes, you can pay for someone to pray for you to win the lottery. Good luck, sucka!

Painted Gum Wrapper Bracelet

Remember making these as a kid? Now you can just buy one, I guess.

Flowerpot Kitty

Adorable and accurate.

Illuminati Zombie Middle Finger All-seeing Eye Brooch

I gotta say, that's pretty original!

"The Sandwich"

Uh, no thanks. I'm not THAT hungry.

Handmade Bamboo Wood Toilet Seat

Yes, this is a toilet seat and it's the coolest toilet seat I've ever seen!

Steampunk Squirrel Magnet

Must EVERYTHING be steampunked?

Super Sexy Crochet Men's G String

The "super sexy" part is debatable.

Lotus Mandala Tile Mural

So beautiful! I want this in my house!

Demon of the Undergrowth

Skeery!

Jaws Skirt

Uh, very questionable taste!

Huichol Beaded Skull Sculpture

Such amazing work!

Denture Bracelet

Might come in handy during a hockey game.

I Love the Shit Out of You

Maybe you should have that checked out by a doctor.

Sloth Sleep Mask

Now this is adorable!

Melting Rainbow Kandi Mask

I don't get this. Can someone explain it to me?

Billy Goat Mask

Well made, but pretty weird, nonetheless.

Silk and Cashmere HandwovenScarf

What a beauty!

Sailor Boy Body Headless Antique German Doll

Some things should just be thrown away.

Bronze Sculpture of Human Spine Fused with Petrified Driftwood

uh, speechless.

Yin Yang Cat Wall Art

Perfect Valentine gift for the cat lover!

Woolen Underpants

I have a pretty good imagination, but I still can't figure out how that's underwear!

Steampunk Respirator Mask

Part Borg?

Red Tail Hawk

What thah ... how many hours did this amazing bird take?

Holey Mackerel Linocut Print

Is that like shooting a fish in a barrel? 

Dragon Mouse

It looks so sad!

Art Nouveau Vase

Please deliver my Valentine's Day flowers in this!

3d Red Lip Sculpture

There's no better way to say I love you than with huge sequined lips!