Handmade Rustic Ceramic Large Bowl

I LOVE this!

Calico Cat Bowl Filler

Heil, kitten!

Aqua Leather Dress

I think I'm turning vegan.

Salmon Night Light

Beautiful! There are even salmon swimming on the sides of the light!

The "Shiny Pearl Shoe"

Is it just me or are some of the rhinestones already misplaced?

Troll Figurine with Frogs

I can't tell if the frogs are friends or snacks.

Southwestern Style Vase

Notice the gold flecks in the clay! Beautiful!

Floral Mint Green Top

The front's not so bad, but that back!

Miniature Zombie Cat

No! Why? 

Needle Felted Cat

Heeheehee! So adorable!

Side Show Altered Doll Sculpture

Speechless

Jolly Negro Woman (???)

Wheeee! More racism on Etsy!

Handmade Wooden Domed Jewelry Box

So beautiful!

Upcycled Turtle Sculpture

Someone has a good imagination!

Chewed Gum Novelty Polymer Clay Bracelet

Which is weirder? To wear chewed gum or to wear fake chewed gum?

Handmade Violin

Gorgeous! This guy makes amazing instruments! Go take a look!

Real Beetle Riding Donkey

One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen on Etsy!

...And We're Back! With a Beer Bottle Cap Turtle!

Can't beat a sculpture made out of a tin can and bottle caps!

Mental Vacation

Hi! We are taking a little time off but will be back soon! Hope to see you then!

Platinum Diamond Pearl Engagement Ring

This is truly amazing!

Evil Clown Necklace

And to what event would you wear this?

Spiders Willies Mug

Sleep well tonight!

Night at the Santa Fe Opera Sterling Silver Necklace

This would look spectacular on me (hint, hint)

Vintage Wooden Turtle Sign

And why would one need a turtle sign?

1970's Wide Geometric Polyester Tie

Can you believe this was actually made?

Jelly Belly Turtle Glass Sculpture

I love the jellyfish in their tummies!

Little Ghostie

Honestly, this artist is really good but this ghostie leaves something to be desired.

Pony Oxford Rainbow Shoes

I need some sunglasses to look at those!

Clay Teapot

Amazing quality!

Amazing Soft Lambs Leather Pet Harness

$199? I don't think my wedding dress cost that much!

Sterling Silver Gothic Steampunk Antique Prosthetic Eye Ring

That eye is a little too realistic looking for me!

Medium Messenger Bag with Dragonflies

This bag is awesome! I need it!  Really!

Custom Butt Painting

Don't they have a cloaca, not an anus? Maybe they are the same thing. Never took chicken anatomy in school.

Soft Crap Plush Tissue Box Cover

How is that better than just having a box of tissues out?

Black Leather Booties

Love these!

Foam Scaly Breast Plates

Why?

Lil' Puppy: Mens Speedo

Hysterical!

Cats Vinyl Wall Clock

This is cuckoo-crazy-awesome! It's made out of an old record!

Black J-Rock Surgical Mask

No comprendo.

Hank Hill Butt Pin

I have no idea why you'd want this pin, but it sure cracks me up!

Vintage Gold Wedding Band with Rubies

Just gorgeous!

Saberflogger

"Special Notes: Our Saberfloggers are "upcycled" and being such; they have dings, scratches and wear from their previous lives. "

Snowman Noses

Umm ... OK

Stained Glass Mermaid

So sweet!

Black & White Faux Fur Hat

Looks blue to me!

Blown Glass Wine Cup

Only $95! I'm gonna get 2!

Sea Serpent

This reminds me of the opening credits for Game of Thrones.

Broken Tooth Dental Art Collectable

I have a recurring nightmare like this except my tooth doesn't have eyes or hands.

Used Grave Marker

For the love of God, why would you sell used grave markers????