Celtic Dogs Bracelet

This is crazy-beautiful!

Realistic Small Ulcer Wound Prosthetic

Perhaps the most disgusting thing I've found on Etsy.

Hanging Steel Bird

I don't see it.

Curly Maple Jewelry Box

Gorgeous!

Vintage Mustard Yellow Leather Jacket

Not even a cow would wear that color.

Eye Booger Man Notebook

"With Six Fingers, Eyes in His Nose and Mouth With Black Teeth Journal"

Black Cat Sphinx Brooch

These artists have lots of extremely cool pins and magnets. Check them out!

Spirit Tree Woman with Stones Art Card

At first glance, it's cool. On second glance, what are those rocks doing in there?

Geometric Terrycloth Caftan Dress

Is it me or is the front of that dress a giant vagina?

Hummingbird Stained Glass Trinket Box

Love it!

Buddha Bust

Granted, I did not know the historical Buddha, but I'm pretty sure this is not what he looked like!

Sea Glass Ring

Sea glass can be so beautiful, but this one is rather drab. :( 

Butterfly Birdhouse

I LOVE pyrography, when it's done right and this is done right!

Long Eared Black Bunny Rabbit Bowling Pin Art

Yes! More terrible bunny art!

Sea glass with Crocheting Necklace Triangle Pendant

I do not get the concept of crocheting jewelry!

Porcelain Sea Star

I love this artist's work! It all looks so fun!

Rough Diamond Bar Pendant Necklace

In case you thought all diamonds were beautiful.

Angel Pin Sea Glass Brooch

Or a snowman with wings?

Vintage Pearl & Diamond Choker

Stunning!

PVC Vinyl Floral OOAK Sissy Shiny Fetish Panties

It looks like a shower cap!

Upcycled Wide Leg Pants

That flower pattern is a bit much.

Evening Gown

Gorgeous and affordable!

Vomit Print

You've got a funny way of showing it!

Sleeping Lion Sphinx

Apparently the anus is accurate. I don't want to know what that means!

Engraved Wooden Music Box

Adorable and reasonably priced!

Real Wasp Nest Ring

Are you sure there are no wasps in there?

Moose Poop Necklace

Why?

Celtic Steed

Made out of paper and so beautiful!

Octopus Mask

Or a pink Medusa?

Severed Tongue Necklace

Gross.

Copper Red Wood Ash Berry Basket

Original and beautiful!

Rainbow Maxaloone Pant

Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm looking at.

Dead Armadillo Purse

Hopefully it doesn't smell like a dead armadillo!

Luncheon Plate with Flower Mandala

Functional art! Although this might be to beautiful to eat off of!

Bubble Wrap Wig

Maybe wear this with the skirt below?

Plastic Bag Skirt

Nope.

Radiance - Fantasy Falcon and Eagle Print

Just beautiful!

Upcycled Jeans

Upcycled? That is a stretch!

Toad Bat

What nightmares are made of!

Braille Art

Original and captivating!

Disney Snow White Poison Apple Coffee Table

I'm sure the Disney company is thrilled with this.

"Exit That Way"

Where are your manners?

Crazy Black Cats Wristlet

Love it!

Mickey First Birthday Piñata

I see cock and balls.

Papier-Mâché Rhino Head

Bizarro!

Decorative Stoneware Plate with Pink Plum Blossoms in an Asian Style

Just lovely!

Mason Jar Wedding Glasses

Very classy!

Hillbilly Face Mug

uh ... buh?

Horsehair Necklace with Navajo Inlay Turquoise, Opal & Sterling Silver Horse Pendant

Someone buy this for me, please!

Steampunk Springs

a.k.a. rusted springs I found around my house.