Handmade Aromatherapy Bottle

This reminds me of the advice to go ahead and accessorize, and then remove 2 items.

Handmade Women's Weight

Clip that sucker on and work those kegels, girls!

Denim Dress

Ummmm...Cinderella? Only $84 + shipping!

Artistic Soap

Seriously? How can you use this soap? It's too beautiful!

Bug Guy

I have no idea what I'm looking at. Only $69!

Hand Knitted Wool Penis Warmer

Would a guy actually use this? Isn't wool itchy?

Tape Worm Diet Plan

Even if you were using tapeworms to be as skinny as her, would you advertise it?

Meet Reggie

He's a "lil booger buddy."

Running Cheetah

As beautiful as the actual majestic animal.

"Whimsical Vintage Pants"

As if the front weren't bad enough, the zipper goes up the ass.

Tooth Fairy Crown

If the real tooth fairy showed up wearing this I would scream in horror!

Glass Seahorse Hair Stick

One gorgeous pieces of functional art!

Rabbit Crochetfixion

This rabbit "has been found guilty of countless heinous crimes - for the most part these crimes involved stealing leggings from H&M." 

Fairy Dress

Honest to Jebus, I don't know what this is or what it's supposed to be.

Christian Cowgirl Necklace

I thought orange was the color of the anti-Christ.

Set of 4 Cicada Exoskeletons

What duh....excuse me, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Polka Dot Fur Coat

Exactly, what occasion would call for this particular coat?

Bronze Octopus Table

This is friggin' amazing! 

Vibrator Necklace with Vintage Mink Fur

"...you do not have to take your necklace off to get off."

I Think This is a Bracelet?

"You will be a shinning star with this glittering collection of glass and plastic beads and charms." Uh, shinning star? OK...

Best Use of Obsolete iMac Ever!

Please, someone buy me 3 of these, one for each of my cats!

"Fun for the Whole Family"?

Ummm...what am I supposed to do with these raccoon penis bones?

Fuzzy Boots

How many muppets had to die to make these boots?

Odd Brooch

Hubby said it looks like part of a bad acid trip!

Giant Squids!

Wouldn't one of these be a great TV buddy on a Friday night?

Random Bag-O-Crap

Are you willing to pay $25 + shipping to find out what's in the bag?

"aDORKable" Hair Bow

If your child is prone to being bullied, PLEASE do not put this "bow" on them!

Hey Jerk! Learn to Park!

Can I buy these in bulk?

Raven and Barbed Wire

This artwork is actually called, "Stomp." No joke.

Fuzzy Mini Blub

"What's a blub? It's like a blob but lazier."

A Witch's Spell to Enhance Your Girth

Yes, PERMANENTLY enhance girth and/or length with a witch's spell. Cost depends on how many witches cast the spell! 

Poop Soap for Father's Day?

This poop soap is really listed on Etsy as a Father's Day gift!

Unicorn "Pegasus" Crystal Spike Heelless Wedges

No wonder Cinderella left these behind!

Tiny Cat to the Rescue!

You know that anything tiny is adorable, right?

Carved Horse Skull

This is the creepiest/coolest thing I've ever seen! It looks like it should be on the set of Game of Thrones!

Bizarre Squirrel Taxidermy

Is this what the apocalypse will look like?

Crocheted Penis with Removable Testicles

How convenient! Removable balls!

The Whatever Clock

Truth in advertising. I'm always late and I never know what time it is!

The Bethlehem Hillbillies!

This is what it would look like if Jesus were born in Alabama!

Friggin' Adorable Kiwi

Seriously, just adorable!

Hail Margaret Full of Grace

All hail the power of that 80s hair!

"Harem Pants Upcycled"

"made of a wonderful bed cover." Uh huh.

Best Christmas Card Ever!

The googly eyes and Rudolph spine totally make it awesome!

Octosapien in a Teacup

No words

Fetus Soap

Why?

Custom Order Dragon? Yes, please!

Custom order your own dragon! How cool is that?

It's Bacon!

OMG! What could be better than bacon shoes????

"Cuddly Uterus Throw Pillow"

Cuddly? If you say so!

Winning The Ugliest Holiday Sweater Game

You will definitely win the Ugliest Holiday Sweater Game with this original garment!