Amazing Soft Lambs Leather Pet Harness

$199? I don't think my wedding dress cost that much!

Sterling Silver Gothic Steampunk Antique Prosthetic Eye Ring

That eye is a little too realistic looking for me!

Medium Messenger Bag with Dragonflies

This bag is awesome! I need it!  Really!

Custom Butt Painting

Don't they have a cloaca, not an anus? Maybe they are the same thing. Never took chicken anatomy in school.

Soft Crap Plush Tissue Box Cover

How is that better than just having a box of tissues out?

Black Leather Booties

Love these!

Foam Scaly Breast Plates

Why?

Lil' Puppy: Mens Speedo

Hysterical!

Cats Vinyl Wall Clock

This is cuckoo-crazy-awesome! It's made out of an old record!

Black J-Rock Surgical Mask

No comprendo.

Hank Hill Butt Pin

I have no idea why you'd want this pin, but it sure cracks me up!

Vintage Gold Wedding Band with Rubies

Just gorgeous!

Saberflogger

"Special Notes: Our Saberfloggers are "upcycled" and being such; they have dings, scratches and wear from their previous lives. "

Snowman Noses

Umm ... OK

Stained Glass Mermaid

So sweet!

Black & White Faux Fur Hat

Looks blue to me!

Blown Glass Wine Cup

Only $95! I'm gonna get 2!

Sea Serpent

This reminds me of the opening credits for Game of Thrones.

Broken Tooth Dental Art Collectable

I have a recurring nightmare like this except my tooth doesn't have eyes or hands.

Used Grave Marker

For the love of God, why would you sell used grave markers????